against all odds.

I don’t know how to approach people for selfies I’m such a loser lol crie

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via dulect)

i should get some cool lipstick or something

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(via paulinapoop)

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via atmosphererose)

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